A Brief Dialogue on Neighborhood Design
May 3, 2009


URBANITE: Check out this image, which was published by the Congress for the New Urbanism last year and publicized by Matthew Yglesias last month.

SUBURBANITE: Why do you keep showing me these things? Stop being so sanctimonious about your urban lifestyle!

URBANITE: But don’t you see? This image perfectly explains why my glamorous urban lifestyle is so superior to your wasteful suburban existence. The layout of the major roads and civic buildings is identical in these two neighborhoods; the only difference is in the road network design. In my urban paradise, it’s easy for my kids to walk to school from the purple house, which reduces car usage (good for the environment!), promotes exercise (good for public health!) and fosters a sense of neighborhood and community (good for socialization and instilling values!). In your suburban neighborhood, a family living in the purple house would have to drive to get there, or really to get anywhere, because of the labyrinthine roads.

SUBURBANITE: Yes, I see that. But look how large a yard is available to the purple house in my neighborhood. You have to give that up to live in a high-density urban environment. Yards are highly desirable to me; they provide a safe environment in which me, my children, and my pets can all play.

URBANITE: That’s true, each house does have a much smaller yard in my city. For one thing, that’s good for conserving water and energy. But also, some of those green rectangles in the image represent public parks, where you, your children, and your pets can still play with each other, as well as with your neighbors and their pets! How lovely!

SUBURBANITE: How dangerous! Parks are for homeless people and child abductors – I want nothing to do with them! In fact, even if I lived in your urban neighborhood, I wouldn’t want my kids walking around unsupervised. There’s too much crime in cities!

URBANITE: So your overblown fears about crime are keeping you from moving downtown where you’d be living a lifestyle that is healthier, more sustainable, and more satisfying?

SUBURBANITE: They’re not overblown! Per capita, cities have 50% more violent crime than suburbs! And I also happen to like driving and having a big yard. You know, many people actually prefer the suburban lifestyle to the urban lifestyle, regardless of crime.

URBANITE: And of course plenty prefer the urban lifestyle. But even if suburbia did appeal to me –- and it doesn’t — there are plenty of things I enjoy but abstain from for ethical reasons, like using plastic bags. Your selfish and overindulgent suburban lifestyle is destroying America!!

SUBURBANITE: See, this is what I meant about your sanctimony. Good day.


On Torture
April 17, 2009

I don’t have anything to add to the discussion, but I really want to talk about the recent news about torture. I think with the fall of the Bush Administration, the issue of torture has generally disappeared from the blogs and the news, with the exception of the civil-libertarian activists who care deeply about it. So, in case you haven’t been following the issue recently, I’ll provide a bunch of links that summarize the recent developments and offer what I think is the appropriate commentary on these developments.


Macabre Fires
April 1, 2009


I have nothing kind to say about the cultural obsession with crime, exemplified in gruesome shows like CSI and in wonderful TV moments like Nancy Grace badgering a mother into committing suicide (Nancy’s response: “The truth … is not always nice or polite or easy to go down. Sometimes it’s harsh, and it hurts”). But this obsession is an enduring part of human nature, and I succumb to it on occasion as well. For example, consider the case of the arsons in the Philadelphia suburb of Coatesville.